4. girlseatgirls:

    how the fuck. how. how the fuck.

    (Source: giafan95, via ladiess-and-gentlemen)

  5. apatianuncamas:

    why he lick me

    (Source: sheswanderlost, via strangekrizz)

  6. hedonisticalien:



    i found this shirt

    I’ll cover herboobs lads,don’t worry

    no u will not

    (via ladiess-and-gentlemen)

  8. arunaea:

    . by plexus solaire on Flickr.

    (via strangekrizz)

  9. humansofnewyork:

    “I think one of the neighbors had beef with my mother. Because one day when my mom went to the store, and left us alone for just a few minutes, child services came and took us away. My sister and I got split up. I got sent to a group home. It was like a prison— everybody there was looking out for themselves. I’d call my mother and cry on the phone but she’d just say she was sorry, and there was nothing she could do, and she was trying. After a few months, my sister and I got moved into a foster home. Our foster mother was this old lady named Ms. Elizabeth. She let our mother come visit us even though she wasn’t supposed to. And she took us to church and prayed with us, and every Sunday she’d cook us a huge dinner and completely deck out the table like it was Thanksgiving. It was like some movie shit. We’d never had anything like that before. Even when we moved back with our mother, we would alway visit Ms. Elizabeth up until the time she passed away.”

    (via aijakero)


  10. chauvinistsushi:


    Rape isn’t about uncontrollable sexual desire. You only have to listen in on a Call of Duty game to see that. When that kid crows, “I raped you!”, he’s not calling the other guy sexy; he’s saying he defeated him, dominated him, humiliated him. That’s what rape is about, and that should scare you.

    gonna reblog this till I stop tumbling

    (Source: the-church-of-saint-aubergine, via aijakero)


  11. whatslifewithoutfandoms:


    remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

    and london was smart


    and maddie was dumb


    and esteban was a woman


    so basically they were their stereotypes

    (via strangekrizz)

  12. (Source: imaconhou, via tysonfelicilda)


  13. starllex:

    *plays with tie nervously at job interview* 

    "Sorry, I’ve never had a job interview and I’m nervous haha."

    "That’s okay just please stop playing with my tie and sit on your side of the desk"

    (via jayreset)

  14. abchannahxyz:


    After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world’s problems is that people don’t seem to carrot all.


    This is single handedly the best fucking pun joke I’ve ever seen on this damn website.

    (via jayreset)